I Was Just Thinking About...: Entertainment

Have a Great Week!

Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:33:32 GMT

Thank you Maria

Signs

Wed, 23 Aug 2006 13:01:40 GMT

Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

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Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC

If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC

Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO

No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC

At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ

It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg, AZ

Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT

If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York, New York.

If pro is opposite of con,then what is the

opposite of progress? Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington, DC

Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ

You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA

No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA

La La Means I Love You ;-)

Tue, 28 Mar 2006 12:51:31 GMT

I have to tell you all about an AWESOME service a friend of mine told me about after church last Sunday, It's a website that allows you to trade CDs you have for the CDs you want.

You pick the CDs you want here. Enter the artist, album or song in the search bar. There is a selection of 1,403,231 CDs, just click "want" and it goes to your Want List.

Go to the "Have" button to add to your Have List. List all your CDs to increase your odds of getting CDs from your Want List.

This is great guys. My friend has already tried it and it works beautifully! The sweet part about it is that they only charge $1.00 for each CD and .49 for shipping!!! I get my first CD this week and I am so excited! They will supply you with the stamped envelopes.

This is an exclusive club so you have to be "invited". What you do is go to the website and select "Interested in Joining" and insert your email address. Your invitation will come to your inbox the next day. It's just that simple! You will receive further details on the service when you join.

Bill Nguyen is a GENIUS! Why didn't I think of this??

Now! Get rid of those CDs you don't listen to anymore and get the ones you want!!

Word Fun

Wed, 22 Feb 2006 12:09:59 GMT

GO HAVE SOME WORD FUN WITH FLIKR!!

THANKS MOCHAMOMMA!!

Just For Fun

Mon, 13 Feb 2006 19:14:42 GMT

Hey Guys! I found this really crazy website that will translate your blog space or any site into the famous language used by rapper Snoop Doggy Dog

Check it out and have some fun!

FO SHIZZLE!!

Forgiveness

Wed, 18 Jan 2006 13:12:01 GMT

First I want to post some website information sent to me by my new blog friend Ron who is in Morocco - LUCKY GUY! Thanks so much Ron! Please drop by and visit his space! He is posting recipes right now and has some terrific travel stories and he is just very cute

This week two of my favorite bloggers - poetrydarling and mloftis50 - wrote about forgiveness. I read this in the Washington Post last Sunday. Not to make light of forgiveness because it is essential to our well-being. Carrying around past hurts is a very heavy load to carry throughout your life and will make you old and bitter very quickly. In other words, just not a fun person to be around. So do like Mariah says and "Shake it off" and get on with your life!

This is a hoot!! I hope you enjoy it.

The Choctaw Tribe: "Mr. Abramoff, we still love you. People keep overlooking that you did a lot of great work for us. So you charged us millions. So you called us 'monkeys' behind our backs. That water? Under the bridge. We're coming to your sentencing on those bribery, fraud and corruption charges and telling the world that no one has done more for Indian gaming than Jack Abramoff. We'll do everything we can to make your prison stay as short as possible. Is it legal to fly the parole board out for a night at the tables? Wait, never mind, you're busy, we'll check it out on our own."

Jennifer Anniston: "Brad, I just want to thank you for a tremendous 4 1/2 years of marriage. I hope that we can always remain close friends, and I don't blame you at all for leaving me for Angelina. I mean just look at her! She's GORGEOUS!"

Valerie Plame: "I would like to say to everyone that I'm very sorry I ever worked for the CIA. I realize that this mess is my fault - I never wanted to be a 'gate'. I should have just told people I was undercover. To anyone who may have leaked my name and hurt my career, I want to say that I forgive you, and that I take full responsibility for choosing that career in the first place."

Tai Shan (Panda at The National Zoo): "I'm glad that the zoo gives me a chance to share my cuteness with people, and I'm glad to help the zoo in any way I can. I know I'm supposed to be happy and not show any bitterness about my confinement, or that I'm not getting a cut of the mint they're making off of me or that I'm going to be torn away from my Mommy and Daddy and shipped to China in a couple of years. Well, I'm NOT happy. I want to be free people! Free to dance through Dupont Circle, free to play Frisbee on the National Mall, free to hang with my friend Marion Barry in the 'hood. I'm no victim! Forgive? Forget it. Do you know how many times I've been on the front page of The Post? Do you?"

By Paul J. Williams, Washington Post

Talking about Entertainment world suffered big losses in ’05 - Year in Review - MSNBC.com

Fri, 30 Dec 2005 13:12:46 GMT

This is a list of all of the people,

famous and not so famous, that we lost this year.

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Entertainment world suffered big losses in ’05 - Year in Review - MSNBC.com
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Computer Love

Tue, 20 Dec 2005 12:41:32 GMT

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'putering',
And I had to answer "yes."

He told me to get off my butt
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into...
I was into it all night.<<Sigh>>

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.

Maintaining A Level Of Insanity

Mon, 05 Dec 2005 13:38:59 GMT

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point and Say Hair Dryer at The Passing Cars. See If they Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself over The Intercom. Don't Disguise your voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks you to Do something, Ask if They want Fries with That

4. Put Your Garbage Can on Your Desk and Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf in The Coffee Maker for 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions Switch to Espresso.

6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds."

7. Finish All Your Sentences with " In Accordance with The Prophecy."

8. Don't Use any Punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order is "To Go"

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go to A Poetry Recital and Ask Why the Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-Workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name-Rock Bottom.

17. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For your Lives, They're Loose!!"

18. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Babytreese

Thu, 01 Dec 2005 13:08:49 GMT

Life

Sat, 26 Nov 2005 14:11:59 GMT

Thank you Joyce

Be calm...quiet...tranquil

Bloom as often as you can...

Stay close to your family...

Explore the world around you...

Watch the moon rise...

Spread your wings and take off on your own...

Then enjoy the comfort of coming home again...

Life is short!

Let me say that again...LIFE IS SHORT!!

Please... While you can...

Take time to enjoy all the little pleasures

that God has provided for you....

If you need some hints....

Go back and read this again!

Which Peanuts Character Are You?

Wed, 23 Nov 2005 06:51:37 GMT

You are Woodstock!

Which Peanuts Character are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

Tequila Cat Dance

Mon, 21 Nov 2005 16:07:04 GMT

Riddle

Mon, 21 Nov 2005 12:58:29 GMT

When I received this email last week it brought back memories of my active duty days and my first AND LAST experience drinking tequila. My troops had a lot of fun with me at our unit picnic teaching me the proper way to drink tequila. The next thing I remember I woke up laying face down in the grass and was spitting grass out of my mouth.

I do miss those guys

What happens when you:

1) have nothing to do

2) own a sharp knife

3) have a large lime

4) own a patient cat

5) drink too much tequila

6) and it's football season?

And the Answer Is...

Mon, 21 Nov 2005 12:54:53 GMT

Thanksgiving Divorce

Sun, 20 Nov 2005 15:08:28 GMT

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this," She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then,don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says,"they're coming for Thanksgiving

and paying their own way."

Grandma's Email

Tue, 01 Nov 2005 12:18:42 GMT

Dear Kids,

I am very happy in the new residence you have put me in. This week we actually got to go outside for an hour.

I haven't been feeling very good this week - the friend I shared a room with died yesterday. I am coping pretty well with my sorrows. It's been six months since you've visited me last, I guess you're all pretty busy. It's OK, I've learned to use the Internet to pass the time. And the computer in the rec room has a pretty decent web cam.

So you can remember what I look like, I have attached a recent picture of myself. You all take care, and write to me soon.

With all of my heart.

Love,
Grandma

Hail To The Redskins!!

Sun, 30 Oct 2005 16:32:34 GMT

HERE'S HOPING THE REDSKINS BEAT THE PANTS OFF OF THE GIANTS!!

"Hail to the Redskins!

Hail victory!

Braves on the warpath,

Fight for old D.C.!

Run or pass and score

we want a lot more!

Beat 'em swamp 'em touchdown

let the points soar!

Fight on, fight on

til you have won

Sons of Wash-ing-ton!

Rah! Rah! Rah!

Hail to the Redskins!

Hail victory!

Braves on the warpath,

Fight for old D.C.!

Kiss Me You Fool!

Thu, 27 Oct 2005 11:27:40 GMT

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't
stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring. He replies, "I have a
question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and
have been a Nun as long as I have,

you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.

I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I
would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be
single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says,

"Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic!"

"OK" the Nun says, "Pull into the next alley."

The Nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But
when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child", said the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied.

I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Jeff

and I'm going to a Halloween party."

PLAY HANGMAN - HAVE FUN!

Sun, 23 Oct 2005 19:52:12 GMT

HANGMAN

More Blog Fun

Sun, 16 Oct 2005 12:23:19 GMT

http://cyborg.namedecoder.com

GO HAVE SOME BLOG FUN !

The House Of D

Sat, 15 Oct 2005 11:53:18 GMT

If you liked "Terms of Endearment", "Fried Green Tomatoes" and "Beaches" you'll LOVE "The House Of D".

I have a "special" child so this movie really touched my heart

and it will touch yours as well.

Go rent this movie, you'll be glad you did!

Oh and it stars David Duchovny

Redd Foxx

Tue, 11 Oct 2005 12:51:17 GMT

With all the misery and suffering going on in the world right now I still had to pause to pay respects to one of the funniest men who ever lived - REDD FOXX. He passed away today in 1991. I can't mention Redd Foxx without mentioning Lawanda Page who died in 2002. Thank God for reruns because they still keep us laughing

Rest in peace Redd!!

Thank You!

Sun, 09 Oct 2005 19:28:52 GMT

This rose is for Teri who has not only a space but an experience. Please go visit her when you can. Thanks for the beautiful graphics and the experience. One Love!

Just Experimenting

Sun, 09 Oct 2005 10:59:50 GMT

I just want to give A BIG SHOUT OUT to Corona Girl for directing me to some of the baddest graphics sites on the web! Thanks girl! Your site is da bomb!!

Joke of the Day

Sat, 08 Oct 2005 06:05:26 GMT

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida to thaw out during

one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the very same

hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their

travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on

Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room,

so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally

left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his

error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow

had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister

of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack.

The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting messages of condolence

from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,

and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've Arrived

Date: 16 January 2004

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers

here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've

just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been

prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

Are You Crazy?

Thu, 06 Oct 2005 11:47:32 GMT

This is from my friend Ginny. Thanks honey!!

BATHTUB TEST

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what
the criteria is that defines whether a patient should be
institutionalized or not.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub with water, then we
offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the
patient to empty the water out of the tub."

Okay, here's your test:

1. Would you use the spoon?

2. Would you use the teacup?

3. Would you use the bucket?

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the
bucket since it is larger than the teacup or spoon."

DON'T CHEAT! ANSWER FIRST THEN SCROLL DOWN..........

"No," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull out the
stopper."

So how did you do?

I've been committed - have a good day!

This Is The Day...

Sun, 02 Oct 2005 11:20:23 GMT

You are a Believer

You believe in God and your chosen religion.
Whether you're Christian, Muslim, Jewish, or Hindu..
Your convictions are strong and unwavering.
You think your religion is the one true way, for everyone.

What's Your Religious Philosophy?

This is so cool!

Mon, 26 Sep 2005 11:36:33 GMT

Your Blogging Type is Kind and Harmonious

You're an approachable blogger who tends to have many online friends.
People new to your blogging circle know they can count on you for support.
You tend to mediate fighting and drama. You set a cooperative tone.
You have a great eye for design - and your blog tends to be the best looking on the block!

What's Your Blogging Personality?

Great Joke

Sat, 24 Sep 2005 13:55:03 GMT

A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. "Magic Beer", he says.

She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"

"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times and comes back in the window.

The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."

He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window.

She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."

She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer,

jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories,

breaks every bone in her body, and dies.

The bartender looks up at the guy and says,

"You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk.

Words of Wisdom

Fri, 23 Sep 2005 11:25:57 GMT

If you get a chance to check out any of the Blogs MSN is premiering this week, make sure you check out

Confessions of a Perfectionist

She is a terrific writer and there are some beautiful photographs as well. Here is one of her entries that I wanted to share with you.

Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...

don't waste them on exercise.

Everything wears out eventually.

Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer;

that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster.

Want to live longer?

Take a nap.

Hail To The Redskins!

Wed, 21 Sep 2005 11:24:59 GMT

I AM SO HAPPY THAT MY REDSKINS BEAT THOSE DAMN COWBOYS ON MONDAY!! AND IT'S HOW THEY BEAT THEM THAT IS JUST SO SWEET!

I DON'T CARE IF THEY WIN ANOTHER GAME -

WELL, THAT'S NOT REALLY TRUE -

BUT I JUST LOVE LOVE LOVE IT WHEN THEY BEAT THEM COWBOYS!!

WOO HOO!

GO REDSKINS!!